BLIND ITEM #20: CLOSETED TOP MODEL'S YUCKIEST SEXUAL EPISODE

WARNING. Thou shall not read this blog entry if you're eating.

Closeted Top Model (CTM) had an embarrassing sexual episode-- perhaps the yuckiest story I will ever write in this blog.

Again warning, only those with resilient stomachs should read this.

At the peak of his career, CTM who won in a prestigious modeling competition fell in love with Goodlooking Intern (GI). The two had a fatal attraction that almost imperiled CTM's relationship with his impoverished family.

In one instance, CTM and GI had an intimate calling and they decided to do it right at the latter's rented dormitory. No one was there at that time. GI's roommate had a date and he is expected to come home the next day. While in the middle of making love, CTM felt something weird. He has an upset stomach and sadly, he couldn't stop his boyfriend from topping him.

"Babe, I have an upset stomach..."

The unexpected happened. When GI changed sexual positions, a rush of filthy substance erupted from CTM's behind. (Yuck!) The feces of liquid consistency splattered all over GI's body and on the bed. The top model reportedly cried in embarrassment as his boyfriend cleaned the mess.

Roommate ended up vomiting for a day.

And another unexpected twist of the plot unfolded. A surprise knock was heard on the door of GI's room. Tension heightened. They are not yet done hiding the evidence and GI's roommate has a key of the room. The naked couple holding stained bedsheets begged the roommate not to open door but it was too late. Too bad he didn't listen he would not have seen, and smelled, such a traumatic display of filth.