Tuesday, September 28, 2010

BLIND ITEM #24: SULTRY STARLET IS OOZING WITH BODY ODOR


Sultry Starlet (SS) is every inch a star. Her perfect hairstyle framing her gorgeous face, her glowingly pampered skin, and her perkier set boobs, which I think was technologically enhanced, tell us that she probably FHM's next big thing.

But SS has a secret that only men who are intimate with her had the rare chance to taste. She has a distinct body odor that is as strong as an athletic man's after workout musk. She manages to conceal her smell by generously applying expensive perfumes and cologne to the public but not to men who had the opportunity to lick her skin. According to reliable sources, her skin leaves a strong, smelly aftertaste.

SS needs a change of diet, I was told. She should start avoiding spicy food and tried taking a shower more than once a day.

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