BLIND ITEM #20: CLOSETED TOP MODEL'S YUCKIEST SEXUAL EPISODE

WARNING. Thou shall not read this blog entry if you're eating.

Closeted Top Model (CTM) had an embarrassing sexual episode-- perhaps the yuckiest story I will ever write in this blog.

Again warning, only those with resilient stomachs should read this.

At the peak of his career, CTM who won in a prestigious modeling competition fell in love with Goodlooking Intern (GI). The two had a fatal attraction that almost imperiled CTM's relationship with his impoverished family.

In one instance, CTM and GI had an intimate calling and they decided to do it right at the latter's rented dormitory. No one was there at that time. GI's roommate had a date and he is expected to come home the next day. While in the middle of making love, CTM felt something weird. He has an upset stomach and sadly, he couldn't stop his boyfriend from topping him.

"Babe, I have an upset stomach..."

The unexpected happened. When GI changed sexual positions, a rush of filthy substance erupted from CTM's behind. (Yuck!) The feces of liquid consistency splattered all over GI's body and on the bed. The top model reportedly cried in embarrassment as his boyfriend cleaned the mess.

Roommate ended up vomiting for a day.

And another unexpected twist of the plot unfolded. A surprise knock was heard on the door of GI's room. Tension heightened. They are not yet done hiding the evidence and GI's roommate has a key of the room. The naked couple holding stained bedsheets begged the roommate not to open door but it was too late. Too bad he didn't listen he would not have seen, and smelled, such a traumatic display of filth.

IS XIAN LIM HURT BY ERICH-ENCHONG LOVE TEAM?

Xian Lim is making the ultimate sacrifice for the woman of her life, Erich Gonzales

Actor Xian Lim is hurting, deeply. According a friend of the boyish looking model, he was made to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of his beloved's blossoming career.

Xian's love of his life is actress Erich Gonzales, and I was told that the two are a real-life couple. Xian and Erich met and fell in love in the set of "Katorse" and continued their relationship even after the show.

Erich and Enchong in the publicity photo of their movie "I Do"

The problem is with Erich's fans who found an exceptional on-screen chemistry with their idol and the collegiate champion swimmer and actor Enchong. They seem OK having EJ Faclon as the love team's third wheel, but not Erich's off-screem flame Xian. And so the world pretended that he doesn't exist in Erich's life. He was forgotten and tragically forced to hide his feelings.

Poor but admirable Xian. He understands that love is about sacrifices and selflessness.

AFTERTHOUGH
If he only has met me first, he would never have been in such a painful situation.

MBI QUESTION OF THE DAY (September 22)

QUESTION

For you, who is the most effective celebrity endorser today? Tell me why.

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BLIND ITEM #19: COUGAR ACTRESS KEEPS ON DATING BISEXUAL MEN

Cougar Actress needs to learn "Detecting If A Guy Is Gay 101" from
the ultimate cougar Demi Moore 

Cougar Actress (CA) has either a terribly poor gaydar or she simply prefers softer men. Either way, she seemed to have developed a habit of falling in love with bisexual men. (I was supposed to really say homosexual men but I realized that their effort of sleeping with her merits a reclassification.)

I am not sure if the reason for CA's breakups with at least two verified, confirmed, and validated bisexual men were her discovery of their true identity. CA must have taken clues from the two's questionable vanity and sophisticated fashion sense. For crying out loud, one of them is even a make-up artist!

CLUES
CA has a delusion-- which translates into annoying actuations-- that she is as pretty as she was back then.

WILLIE REVILLAME TO RECEIVE OVER P4.5 BILLION FROM TV5!

Big, big bucks for Willie Revillame

It is the most lucrative deal ever in Philippine entertainment history. Television host and producer Willie Revillame will be receiving a total compensation package worth over P4.5 billion in three years from TV5 for hosting just two shows-- "Willing-Wilie," a prime time game show with a similar format as "Wowowee," and "Born To Be A Star," a talent search.

On top of the P4.5B package, Willie will likewise be making millions of pesos from endorsements and hosting branding portions in his game show and will earn as co-producers of the shows. In partnership with Boss Vic del Rosario, Willie setup Will Productions which he hopes to become as stable as Tape Productions of Tito, Vic, and Joey of Eat Bulaga.

"Willing-Wilie" be challenge early primetime shows including news programs TV Patrol and 24 Oras and is expected to shakeup the Filipino masses' TV viewing habits. It will start airing on October 10 at time slot 6pm to 8pm. Meanwhile, "Born To Be A Star" is described by del Rosario as the ultimate talent search.

"We are looking for the next multimedia superstar just like Sarah Geronimo and Regine Velasquez. The show will bring out the best undiscovered Filipino talents," del Rosario said.

Reville is no doubt the richest man today in Philippine showbiz. Even if he loses his P485M case filed against him by ABS-CBN for his unfinished contract with the station, he still has a clean P4B to take home in the next three years.

MBI QUESTION OF THE DAY

MBI NOTE: We are continuing this MBI Question of the Day. Two winners will be declared tomorrow.

Who among our local female celebrities do you consider "a natural beauty"?

Tell me why.

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WAS THERE EVER AN ENCHONG-NICO LOVE AFFAIR?

We see it all the time. Two innocent boys taking fun photos together. No one really cares, right? But when the photos showed young actors Enchong Dee and Nico Ibavioso, everyone took a second look, hoping to see hints-- subtle or explicit-- that may validate the rumors that the two are crazy in love.

Yes, the sexy collegiate swimming champion turned matinee idol Enchong has been under suspicion of being gay. And so as Xavier boy Nico. And so as everyone else in showbiz who are too hot to be considered straight.

Here are the images in question. I think the two look so cute together, as friends.

So was there ever an Enchong and Nico love affair? We wish, right?

Footnote on Nico Ibaviosa: 

Nico is a Star Magic talent. He is expected to play the role of Go Jun Pyo in the Philippine version of Boys Over Flowers. The remake will be called Brat Boys and the leading lady is said to be Sarah Geronimo.