FUNNY PHOTO: GIRL'S PANTY EXPOSED AS SHE BRAVES THE FLOOD

WE FILIPINOS take pride in being the only race who can laugh even in the toughest of times. Not even the fury of Typhoon Pedring can stop us from making fun of each other. Enjoy this crazy photo that I saw in Facebook. Laugh just like how the old woman did in the photo. Laugh and enjoy life-- come what may.

BLIND ITEM #51: AFTER ENJOYING ONE-NIGHT STAND WITH TEEN ACTOR, TEEN SINGER CRIES RAPE!

THIS is the second part--and the special twist--to my exceptionally juicy blind item (Blind Item #50) about two teen male stars who hooked up after meeting one night in Tomas Morato. As we all know, Moreno Teen Star (MTS) took home the younger Tisoy Teen Star (TTS) and offer him his brand of hospitality and more...

So after almost 20 hours of endless fucking (pardon my obscene language), the teen stars finally parted ways. The kiss-and-tell MTS ended up reporting all the details of the one-night-stand to the friends and management team of the foreign-bred TTS. A confrontation then happened between TTS and his well-informed manager causing the boyish-looking, partly-Caucasian singer to break into tears and claim that he was raped by the well-endowed teen actor who was a product of a reality search finalist. It was a serious accusation which was of course vehemently denied by MTS.

Yes, even prostitutes too do get raped (in fact, many of them always get raped but really never talk about it because no one would believe anyway.) But do we actually buy TTS's alibi? Now I want to ask him loudly: "NAG-ENJOY KA BA?" (Remember that popular movie line?)

FEARLESS FORECAST: GWENDOLYN RUAIS WILL WIN MISS WORLD 2011

LAST WEEK's crowning of the first Miss Philippines-World was uneventful. With poor publicity efforts and a not-so-exciting roster of contestants who were mostly losing and disqualified beauties from Binibining Pilipinas, the pageant didn't create a natural buzz.  Worse, the coronation night was held at the eve of the much-awaited homecoming of the fabulous Miss Universe 3rd runner-up Shamcey Supsup.

So many of us only found out the results of the Cory Quirino-led Miss World-Philippines contest the day after when they were flashed on the front pages of the newspapers. Pageant veteran Gwendolyn Ruias, a six-foot Filipino-French woman will have the chance to fly to London and represent the Philippines in the Miss World pageant.

I honestly can't say if she deserved to win because I didn't watch the pageant. I have always thought Gwen's features and built are just too masculine and rough for a beauty queen. Her height though is an advantage but it ends there. To me she is simply just another clapper.

However, I believe that Gwen is going to take home the most elusive international pageant crown to Filipinos. (Remember, not even the exceptionally gorgeous Ruffa Gutierrez won the Miss World crown in 1993 when in far she was a clear standout!)  There seem to be a shift of politics in the Miss World organization led by Julia Morley and it is indeed to our sash's favor.

The eventual winner of the Miss World, if you didn't know, is always handpicked by Morley from among the Top 10 finalists. The logic, I guess, is she wants to make sure that the titleholder will live up to the advocacy of pageant.

The change of pageant organizers, from Stella Marquez de Araneta to Quirino, seemed to have please Morley so much so that she herself visited the Philippines along with the reigning Miss World Alexandria Mills of the United States. Mills even went back to Manila last weekend to personally crown Ruias. This is a very rare occasion for Filipinos to be visited by a Miss World winner. I really can't remember when was the first or last time it happened.

And so, whether we like Ruias or not, politics is in her favor and she is bound to win the Miss World 2011 crown.

BLIND ITEM #50: ROUGH ONE NIGHT STAND FOR TWO MALE TEEN STARS

Lust at first sight? These two male stars had an instant connection
and they brought it rightaway to the bed.
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IT WAS LUST at first sight for these male teen stars who met in a midnight snack with their friends and their management team in a restaurant along Tomas Morato in Quezon City. Observers said that the two closeted gay teens openly flirted-- to the shock and disgust of everyone around them-- the moment they were introduced to each other.

It seems that the burning passion of Moreno Teen (who is a product of a network's reality talent search) and Tisoy Teen (a singer-dancer who grew up abroad) could not be contained that night that the two secretly decided to consummate it the whole night-- and the day after! The hunky Tisoy Teen was served the "bottomless T" by Moreno Teen who is known for his "generous serving."

There's another twist to their story and I'll spill the beans sooner.

BLIND ITEM #49: NETWORK PREPARES MULTI-BILLION PESO DEAL FOR HUGELY POPULAR ACTRESS?

IS IT TRUE that a multi-billion peso deal is now being cooked for the "oberdabakod" of a Hugely Popular Actress (HPA) who has been loyal to her network since the 80s?

With her stature in the local entertainment industry and with the help of her newly appointed manager who happened to be a great negotiator, there is a chance that HPA even exceeds the P1.5 billion annual income of a TV host-- the highest paid Pinoy celebrity today.

Reliable sources said that the network transfer might happen soon after the actress' show ends in a few weeks.

Wow, if this is true, P1.5 billion is such a fat pay check!

WHO SHOULD REPLACE SHAMCEY SUPSUP? IT'S PEDICAB DRIVER LUZELLE FELIPE

Luzelle Felipe is the kind of girl that can take home the Miss Universe crown

IN MARCH 2012, Miss Universe 3rd runner-up Shamcey Supsup will relinquish her crown as Binibining Pilipinas-Universe 2011. The heir to her throne will bear the pressure no other Filipino beauty queen has ever experienced. She is expected to outshine Shamcey and her predecessor Venus Raj's stellar performances and runner-up placements in Miss Universe.

As I always point out, the Miss Universe Pageant is at the end of the day a search for the most beautiful girl in the universe. It's about THREE KEY ELEMENTS: 1. beauty of face, 2. height and proportion, and elegance and stage presence.

The post-Sushmita Sen years is definitely over. The question and answer portion isn't a display of intelligence anymore. It is more of a showcase of the contestants' poise and grace under pressure. More so, the current Miss Universe format will not allow a physically mediocre but smart girl the slightest chance to be in the Top 5. Even if Shamcey is a UP Diliman Magna Cum Laude graduate and an Architecture Board Exams top notcher, she reached the elite Top 5 because of her gorgeous face and body and captivating personality.

So now the question is, who should replace Shamcey and continue our winning streak in the Miss Universe Pageant? My best bet is no other than pedicab driver Luzelle Felipe from Malolos, Bulacan.

Who is Luzelle and why am I so confident that she can win the Miss Universe crown? At 5'10, she no doubt is a stunner. She has an exotic face that can standout amidst a hundred or so beauties and an interesting background-- just like Venus-- that can create international headlines.

Luzelle's Achilles heel though is answering questions. But she has proven during the Binibining Pilipinas 2010 pageant that she no Janina San Miguel. She has great presence of mind. If needed, we can for the first time bring an interpreter to the Miss Universe pageant (try Senator Miriam Defensor!). The judges don't really mind having an interpreter around. The Latina girls, who mostly speak good English, use the interpreters as a good cheat during the critical Q&A portion.

Here are some of Luzelle's photos. And with good styling and training, this will can bring us our third Miss Universe crown.

BLIND ITEM #48: TEEN ACTOR IS NOW OPENLY 'FOR HIRE'

Teen Actor is trying out the oldest (not necessarily noble) profession in the world 

AFTER a failed attempt at show business, this Teen Actor (TA) is now being practical. And by practical I mean finding a real job-- only in his case he is more comfortable trying out the oldest profession in the world.

Yes, TA is now openly accepting bookings from showbiz gays including writers, stylists, makeup artists, and even gay actors. And unlike others, he made his rate pretty "reasonable" to encourage more customers to have access to him. MrBlindItem was told by a client that TA is just within the P5,000 and below rate for a night.

You've seen TA in a reality TV show in a major network. And while his batch mates have become big stars already, he is completely forgotten in the dark.

Life is like a cup of coffee for this Teen Actor. It's bitter!
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OPM BOYBAND 1:43 HANDPICKED TO OPEN AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 10 MALL TOURS IN MANILA!

OPM Pop heartthrobs Gold, Yuki, Anjo and Kim will be opening the American Idol mall shows in Trinoma
on Sunday, September 18, and in Market! Market! on Monday, September 19. Both shows start at 3pm.

POP HEARTTHROBS 1:43 (pronounced as “one forty-three”) was handpicked by international label MCA Music as guest performers in the much-anticipated American Idol Season 10 mall tours in Trinoma and Market! Market! on Sunday and Monday, respectively.  

The mall tour features the Top 11 finalists of American Idol Season 10 including Casey Abrams, Haley Reinhart, Jacob Lusk, James Durbin, Lauren Alaina, Naima Adedapo, Paul McDonald, Pia Toscano, Stefano Langone, Fil-American Thia Megia and winner Scotty McCreery. This is the very first time for these idols to perform in Asia.

“It’s such an honor to perform in the American Idol malls shows. We are a big fan of the reality TV show for so long now that’s why I still can’t believe until now that we’ll have an opportunity to share the stage with its top 11 finalists,” says 1:43 lead vocals Yuki Sakamoto.

A fusion of Asian looks and genuine Original Pilipino Music (OPM) pop music, the boyband is composed of Sakamoto, an HRM student from Centro Escolar University (CEU), Anjo Resurreccion, a University of Santo Tomas (UST) Psychology graduate and a member of a university theater group; Gold Aquino, a Business Administration student from CEU and a campus heartthrob; and Kim Nicolas a Nursing student from Trinity University of Asia and a Candy Magazine model.

1:43’s debut slambook inspired album titled “Time for Love” is recognized by record bars Astroplus and Odyssey as one of today’s bestselling album.  It contains 10 tracks of original OPM pop music including its hit single “Pag-Ibig Na Kaya?” or “PiNK” and the controversial “Merry Christmas Na” which was released as a digital single in 2010.

American Idol is one of the most popular reality-based series on American television and has gained a worldwide fan base. The show seeks to discover new recording artists through a series of televised auditions and competitions.

Finalists and winners must get the approval of the three judges and votes of viewers. Viewers cast their vote by calling one toll-free telephone number assigned for each finalist.

American Idol holds the record of being the number one TV show for seven consecutive seasons. The tenth season’s panel of judges include Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson.

“We are excited to meet the AI finalists in person, especially my crush Thia. I find her extremely talented and beautiful and I am proud that she’s also Filipino,” relates Gold.

Fans of 1:43 are encouraged to support the boy band as they perform with some of the biggest stars of Hollywood for an unforgettable day of great music and world-class live performances, covering the genres of country music, jazz, pop and rock.